Hey Y'all! As a local youth minister, I know how busy the week can get. With the upcoming summer, weekend retreats, Wednesday Bible studies, Thursday paintball in Lithonia, Friday Rock for Christ rehersal. . .come the Lord's day I'm just too pooped to do much else besides give the evening sermon.
If you're like me and you often find yourself too busy to read the Good Book, well I found the perfect thing for you. Thanks to technology, you don't have to skim through hundreds of pages just to find out what the good Lord has to say! Just visit http://www.bibletopics.com
Here's a little gem I found t'other day. Did you know that it's a sin to pound snatch when your wife/girlfriend/mistress/daughter is on the rag? Well, according to Leviticus 20:18: ". . .if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people." Now ain't that something?
I guess He's telling us that we should, in more than one sense be mindful, ye lambs, for you know not the hour nor the day when He Who is Risen shall return. Remember, God is everywhere including the internet and especially in your heart. Have a blessed day!
Yours in Christ,
K. D.
p.s. If you want to speak like/to a retard visit http://speaklolcat.com/?from=and+for+god+so+loved+the+world%2C+he+gave+his+only+son%0D%0A
I went ahead and typed a welcome message that I think we can all enjoy!p.p.s. Here, as promised, is a picture of Juana and me veggin' out. . .literally!
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