Friday, April 25, 2008
Good News
. . .literally.
Hey Y'all! As a local youth minister, I know how busy the week can get. With the upcoming summer, weekend retreats, Wednesday Bible studies, Thursday paintball in Lithonia, Friday Rock for Christ rehersal. . .come the Lord's day I'm just too pooped to do much else besides give the evening sermon.
If you're like me and you often find yourself too busy to read the Good Book, well I found the perfect thing for you. Thanks to technology, you don't have to skim through hundreds of pages just to find out what the good Lord has to say! Just visit http://www.bibletopics.com/index.htm and you can easily "surf the page" to your favorite Biblical passages or discover new ones!
Here's a little gem I found t'other day. Did you know that it's a sin to pound snatch when your wife/girlfriend/mistress/daughter is on the rag? Well, according to Leviticus 20:18: ". . .if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people." Now ain't that something?
I guess He's telling us that we should, in more than one sense be mindful, ye lambs, for you know not the hour nor the day when He Who is Risen shall return. Remember, God is everywhere including the internet and especially in your heart. Have a blessed day!
Yours in Christ,
K. D.
p.p.s. Here, as promised, is a picture of Juana and me veggin' out. . .literally!
Hey Y'all! As a local youth minister, I know how busy the week can get. With the upcoming summer, weekend retreats, Wednesday Bible studies, Thursday paintball in Lithonia, Friday Rock for Christ rehersal. . .come the Lord's day I'm just too pooped to do much else besides give the evening sermon.
If you're like me and you often find yourself too busy to read the Good Book, well I found the perfect thing for you. Thanks to technology, you don't have to skim through hundreds of pages just to find out what the good Lord has to say! Just visit http://www.bibletopics.com
Here's a little gem I found t'other day. Did you know that it's a sin to pound snatch when your wife/girlfriend/mistress/daughter is on the rag? Well, according to Leviticus 20:18: ". . .if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people." Now ain't that something?
I guess He's telling us that we should, in more than one sense be mindful, ye lambs, for you know not the hour nor the day when He Who is Risen shall return. Remember, God is everywhere including the internet and especially in your heart. Have a blessed day!
Yours in Christ,
K. D.
p.s. If you want to speak like/to a retard visit http://speaklolcat.com/?from=and+for+god+so+loved+the+world%2C+he+gave+his+only+son%0D%0A
I went ahead and typed a welcome message that I think we can all enjoy!p.p.s. Here, as promised, is a picture of Juana and me veggin' out. . .literally!
Monday, April 14, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Castleberry Hill Massacre
Like art? Well, Castleberry Hill, located in the Atlanta ghetto, is certainly the place for you. I recently made the pilgrimage to this Mecca of the gayest of personal pursuits... art. Let me tell you, the night was PHABULOUS!* I experienced a full range of the greatest in arts and crafts. Walking from gallery to galley, I realized that these "talented" young men and women known as "artists" were not just creating works to be seen, but works that were meant to be felt. I was bearing witness to the artist's soul manifested in whatever medium they happened to be working in. It was about this time that I became bored and just wished to God that I was drunk. Suddenly, I noticed a rapidly growing cloud of purple gas seeping into the gallery via the air vents. Drowsiness instantly overcame me and the other visitors. It was soon a challenge for me to keep my eyes open. As I hit the floor in deep slumber, I swore I heard a cackle and a boombox playing a relatively obscure Prince song. It turns out the gallery had been struck by a gang of nefarious art-haters hell bent on exposing the greatness of their favorite musical artist to everyone by any means necessary. Thankfully, the gallery was equipped with surveillance cameras. I leave you now with the shocking footage of the terrifying ordeal.
*Phabulous- pretty hot and abulous
*Phabulous- pretty hot and abulous
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